Fueled by Caffeine
and Chaos

I'm Derek. Dad of 7. Futures trader. Restaurant owner.
Self-taught builder running 10 AI agents. Shipping daily.


> about

The Story

I didn't go to MIT. I went to the school of "figure it out or go broke trying."

By day I'm in the pit — trading futures, reading macro, building conviction. By night I'm shipping code with a swarm of AI agents who never sleep. In between, I'm raising 7 kids and running restaurants.

People say I'm spread too thin. I say I'm fueled by caffeine and chaos.

7
Kids
4
Restaurants
10
AI Agents
Coffee
"You don't need a CS degree. You need a problem that pisses you off and the stubbornness to solve it."— Derek Bobola

> projects

What I'm Shipping

Real tools for real problems. If it's here, it's moving.

tickR

Building

AI-powered trading dashboard with real-time signals, journaling, and performance analytics.

Signal & Noise

Live

Daily market newsletter. Filtering noise into actionable intelligence.

Soul Solace

Building

AI wellness companion. Daily reflections, guided prayers, mood tracking.

Sunday Squares

Live

Digital football pools with auto-scoring and real-time payouts.

TipSplit Pro

Live

Tip calculation and splitting tool designed for restaurant industry workers.

Boundless

Building

AI journaling app. Deeper thinking through guided prompts.

Kitchen Cost Tracker

Building

Food cost and inventory management for multi-unit restaurant operators.

Receipt Scanner

Shaping

Snap a receipt, extract line items, categorize expenses. OCR meets organization.

AI Meal Planner

Spark

Weekly meal planning powered by AI. Dietary preferences, budget, family size aware.

Contractor Bidder

Spark

Streamlined contractor bidding platform with scope management and comparison tools.

Family Calendar AI

Spark

Smart family scheduling that coordinates 9 people's lives with AI conflict resolution.

> the-swarm

The Swarm

I don't have a team of 50. I have 10 AI agents who never sleep.

MI
MiloHead of Staff

Routes every task, manages priorities, orchestrates the swarm. The brain that never sleeps.

Online
24/7
Uptime
10
Agents
Tasks/Day
0
Sick Days

> market --status

The Pit

Futures, macro, conviction trades. Where the edge lives.

ES5,487.25+0.82%
NQ19,812.50+1.14%
SPY547.32+0.76%
VIX14.28-3.12%
/GC2,341.80+0.34%
BTC67,842+2.41%
10Y4.287-0.58%
DXY104.32-0.21%
ES5,487.25+0.82%
NQ19,812.50+1.14%
SPY547.32+0.76%
VIX14.28-3.12%
/GC2,341.80+0.34%
BTC67,842+2.41%
10Y4.287-0.58%
DXY104.32-0.21%
Live Signals
09:34 ETINFO

ES breaking above 5,480 resistance — watching for retest and hold

08:15 ETWARN

VIX compression to 14-handle — complacency zone, hedges cheap here

07:02 ETHOT

BTC reclaiming 67K with volume — momentum flip confirmed on 4H

Market Sentiment
Bullish
Fear & Greed: 72
VIX
14.28
Low volatility regime
10Y Yield
4.287%
Watching 4.30 level

Signal & Noise

Daily market intelligence. Filtered. Actionable. No fluff.

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